Author: Clark Flood

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Objects in the Mirror #20: London Calling

LONDON, England — Super-ultra-mega-collector-and-a-half Charles Ponzi has launched a porn site for art students to display not only their tentative and unresolved juvenile work, but […]

Objects in the Mirror #20: London Calling

Objects in the Mirror #19: Context

Context determines meaning. I smell bacon means one thing when I exclaim it in the kitchen of granny's cottage as she cooks breakfast. It means […]

Objects in the Mirror #19: Context

Objects in the Mirror #16: Rejection

The first time I answered a booty “Call for Artists,” I had to “submit” to some art organization's intensely sexual desire to “review my materials.” […]

Objects in the Mirror #16: Rejection

Objects in the Mirror #11: To My Fans

When I began writing this column for Glasstire, seeking only to amuse, entertain and get paid, it never crossed my mind that I would end […]

Objects in the Mirror #11: To My Fans

Objects in the Mirror #12: My Art

My art is about the joy of arranging colors and patterns in a way that pleases me, and maybe pleases others as well. My art […]

Objects in the Mirror #12: My Art

Objects in the Mirror #13: Real Jobs

My father tactfully hinted that my art career might not pay my bills, at least not right away. He suggested that meanwhile, just to be […]

Objects in the Mirror #13: Real Jobs

Objects in the Mirror #14: Bad Art

Viewing the bad art created by someone you love, by a close friend or family member, is probably the most devastating trauma you will ever […]

Objects in the Mirror #14: Bad Art

Objects in the Mirror #10: Fair Use

Last night, I had fun vandalizing the Museum of Certified Art's mission statement. I could"ve made do with Houston's version of this kind of institutional […]

Objects in the Mirror #10: Fair Use

Objects in the Mirror #8: Press Release

I am required by the conditions of my probation to acknowledge that I found the xeroxed artwork reproduced below, complete with its handmade label, at […]

Objects in the Mirror #8: Press Release