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Found Art: Serbian Groom Trolls for Bride

The image above and those below were pasted in a document that opened with the following (loosely translated) text:

“To all unmarried ones who would like to spend their life by my side and within all the beauties of my home. Please look below at all the magic of my home that I have decorated with taste, perhaps just for YOU. Don Milisav Juan Gonzales Brzi, Contact: +33-#########″

Apparently Milisav’s bride hunt became something of a meme in the BCS – Bosnian/Croatian/Serbian – speaking world a few years back, the document was emailed from person to person and wound up on some blogs.  I haven’t seen it crop up on the English-speaking web however and I thought I’d share. If you like Daniela Rossell’s photo series Ricas y Famosas, which features the super rich of Mexico posing in their over-the-top interiors, you’ll love Milisav. And thanks to the Houston ex-Yugoslav community for sharing this gem with me.

Milisav in his throne room…

Milisav in his boudoir. Remember folks, you can never have too much gold!

No, really, you can NEVER have too much gold.


Tile too, you can never have too much tile.

Oooo, is that tile?

Yeah, that’s tile alright. (But is that his mom’s robe?)

Fur, never too much fur. Especially when it’s time to hibernate.

More fur.

Fur + rifle + cake


Milisav in his home office plotting world domination.

Milisav shows his European disdain for the insipid American convention of smiling pleasantly in photographs.

Nope, you sure don’t want to remove that plastic – EVER.

Milisav and his “come hither” look.

Taking another stab at the “come hither” thing…

Check out the photographer reflected in the mirror. I think it’s his mom. “Oh, Milisav, you look so handsome, your home is any girl’s dream!” Especially that Barbie Dream House furniture…

God, it just goes on, doesn’t it?

I sense a Sun King complex…




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55 Responses

  1. kerger

    Do you notice how in the second to last photo, the plaid robe that he wears in the last photo is bunched up on the couch in the foreground? I want to hear the conversation where he decided to change robes, and why.

  2. lkjmlkj

    Sorry, not Serbian, but Russian most probably. But, since everyone mistakes Serbia for Siberia which is half a world away, no biggie.

  3. mayoreason

    That empty-shelf look is part of the plea:

    “The world is my oyster but where is the pearl?”

    And then it could be shots for an auction catalogue.

  4. Charlotte Rice

    People who never smile, probably have wonky teeth. I bet he could bite a hog through a fence, what do ya think?

  5. Blackalicious33

    I like how he has all that gold and fur, but can’t afford a digital camera to take these pictures with. How many megapixels do you think this is?

  6. Beth Secor

    I think really his strongest feature is the chins that protectively prop up his frown. You can never have enough chins.

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  8. Mary

    This guy thinks this stuff is going to get him a bride? She may have to be really dumb AND stupid. All this gaud; where is there a good contractor when you need one? This all has to go. Let’s put it this way. His furnishings didn’t do a thing for me. Neither did his mannerisms. If this is what’s out there, I’m glad I’m still single. EEEWWwww!!!

  9. Caliban

    Somewhere, Donald Trump is looking at these photos and seriously considering a sex change! He’s finally met his soul mate in taste.

  10. tlf

    No sheets. Most of the shelving is empty. Not a single personal possession. All furniture is wrapped, except where he pulled it off to pose (see bunched up behind furniture). I think this is a model home, or a home for sale that he snuck in to have photos shot. The change of clothing is to try and fool the masses.

  11. oana

    Just to think how much famine we could stop with all this fortune… maybe seeing some children being saved by his “fortune” would bring a smile to his face. Much less worries for him…

  12. You may not be avare but zis man viz ze excellent taste ist ze greatest collector of art in ze vurlt! Have you ever zeen a man win an auction at Christie’s who ist talking on ze phone? Zis is ze man on ze phone! He ist ze main tastemaker in ze art vurlt unt he izt unt starmaker! Ever vonder vy ze Jeff Koons ist so famous? Zere ist your anzer. He makes unt he breaks ze artists! He ist vy ze art vurlt is vat it is! Ze rumor ist zat he haz zo much money zat he buyz ze vork of ze contemporary artizts even zo he doezn’t really like it unt donatz it zecretly to ze museums unt to hiz political friendz unt zat ven you zee ten men at ze Christies auction on ze phone zey are all talking to him unt he has zem on conference call zo zat zey can make it look like zere ist a lot of interest and zey can bid ze price up on ze art.

    All of ze joking unt der laughing unt der making of fun of zis great man ist innapropriate unt cruel. It iz not eazy being rich if no von lovez you… Can’t you zee ze look of heartbreak on hiz poor face? Zis poor man needz unt hug unt zome bedsheetz unt pillowz unt to be touched by a beautivul voman viz dreamz of svimming in a poor of money like ze Zcrooge Mcduck on ze Ducktalez. http://adolfhitlersghost.wordpress.com

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