Home > News > Onion Art Review: Too True to be Funny

Onion Art Review: Too True to be Funny

From satirical newspaper, The Onion, on Feruary 2:

TERRIBLE ARTIST THINKS LATEST PIECE REALLY REPRESENTS A CULMINATION OF EVERYTHING HE’S BEEN WORKING TOWARD ALL HIS LIFE

onion
Burlington, VT—Citing a lifetime of deep commitment to the creative process, profoundly untalented painter Todd Reese told reporters Saturday that his newest mixed-media piece is the inevitable culmination of a decades-long period of artistic growth. “In Hand Of God #8, you can definitely see the evolution of my entire body of work over the years in terms of both technique and theme—or mode and motif, if you will,” said the remarkably hackneyed Reese, 56, who reportedly funneled his “entire philosophy of art, as both a craft and a commentary” into the garishly colored, not particularly original, and ultimately forgettable oil painitng. “People who want to know what my whole life has been about really only need to look at this.” Reese concluded his assessment by stating that, given his breakthrough on this work, he may finally be ready to embark upon a long-planned video art project for which he has absolutely no qualifications or training.”

also by Bill Davenport
Print Friendly
You may also like
Fair Thee Well
Helmut Newton,
Glasstire Headline Contest: Are You Punny Enough to Win These Tickets?

1 Response

Leave a Reply

Funding generously provided by:
'