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"Okay, Here's My Floor--But Before I Get Out I Just Want to Make Sure We're All on Board With the Smuggled Pandas in Tropical Print Swim Trunks?

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also by Laura Lark

I Was Standing Right There When the Entire Bush Administration Stood Before This Work And Vowed To Change Their Ways. Then They Used the Men's Toilets and Forgot About It. ...So When Donald Barthelme Told me that my Piece Didn't Completely Suck Ass, I Knew I Had a Bright Future, and--Oh, Right! Your Change!

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