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If Dickens were alive today, Oliver Twist would look a lot like somebody who just finished his or her MFA in studio art.

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Choose apparel that is unbelievably expensive as well as ugly as all get out. Oh, and make sure it's in beige or flesh tone--you wouldn't want anyone thinking you were attractive. They may look happy, but they'll never fit in. And people will resent and hate them and they will die lonely, miserable deaths. Jus' sayin'.

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