but you should have seen the shortcake . . .

by Bill Davenport April 27, 2007

Not that I'm paranoid, or anything, but here's a giant strawberry I bought last week at Kroger. If the intelligent machines don't get us, strawberries like these will.

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rainbird April 29, 2007 - 18:33

We’ll need a coin for size reference, Bill. Those floor boards aren’t cutting it. ( Yellow pine or (k)not.) I hope your grim mood has lifted. Mine is just settling in.

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rainbird April 30, 2007 - 16:28

And if you actually ate it….you aren’t nearly paranoid enough.

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